Monthly archives: April, 2004

Your Ass Is Not a Hovercraft

If you sprinkle when you tinkle. Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. – Lau Tzu Just kidding about Lau Tzu there, but whoever wrote those words was wise indeed. This wisdom was initially intended for men, but should be extended to women as well, because I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started …

Vengeance Is Best Served with a Light Vinaigrette

I notice that I relish eating salads after I spend half the day digging weeds and doing yard-work. I’m angry at greenery in general after a day like that, and it feels really good to see something leafy quivering on the edge of my fork. Yeah, I got nothin’ today. However, I would like to …

Warning

Do not attempt to sing along with The Stylistics when you have a bad cold. It hurts your throat and you’ll go into a coughing fit while driving. That is all.

I’m a D- Blogger with My Eyes on the Prize

I’m not certain as to whether I’m an A-list blogger or not. But, if I had to venture a guess, I would err on the side of caution and assume that I am not an A-list blogger and that I am generally shunned by those who are A-list bloggers. But, I’m not bitter. Oh no! …

Boy Toys

My friendship with Billy is old enough to drive a car. In fact, it’s almost old enough to buy a round of beers. He and I have been laughing with (and at) each other for more than eighteen years. We met the month after we both graduated from the same high school. I don’t remember …

Weird and not in a Good Way

I knew the internet would be the death of me sooner or later, but I didn’t think I’d be around to find out about it… Confused yet? Yeah, so am I. Click this link, type in Debbie and check out result number 11. The link directs you to my site, but the description is in …