A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Michael overheard a guy say this, and quoted it to me: “I think homos are the most disgusting, vile creatures on the planet, but they should have exactly the same rights I have.” As ugly as that sounds, my husband and I both found it hopeful that someone with such obvious hatred for another group …
If you sprinkle when you tinkle. Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. – Lau Tzu Just kidding about Lau Tzu there, but whoever wrote those words was wise indeed. This wisdom was initially intended for men, but should be extended to women as well, because I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started …
I notice that I relish eating salads after I spend half the day digging weeds and doing yard-work. I’m angry at greenery in general after a day like that, and it feels really good to see something leafy quivering on the edge of my fork. Yeah, I got nothin’ today. However, I would like to …
Do not attempt to sing along with The Stylistics when you have a bad cold. It hurts your throat and you’ll go into a coughing fit while driving. That is all.
I’m not certain as to whether I’m an A-list blogger or not. But, if I had to venture a guess, I would err on the side of caution and assume that I am not an A-list blogger and that I am generally shunned by those who are A-list bloggers. But, I’m not bitter. Oh no! …
My friendship with Billy is old enough to drive a car. In fact, it’s almost old enough to buy a round of beers. He and I have been laughing with (and at) each other for more than eighteen years. We met the month after we both graduated from the same high school. I don’t remember …