A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
You’re traveling through another dimension, not only of sight and sound but of food. A journey into a wondrous refrigerator whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead. Your next stop: “The Salad Zone”… While humming gently to herself, Ms. Debossky places her salad onto the third shelf of her refrigerator. She …
This mornings distraction: StupidVideos.com. Michael and I are spending the morning sitting at our respective computers, laughing and shouting numbers at each other.
Shaun of the Dead looks inviting. It’s a British film, but hopefully they’ll show it in American theaters as well.
Republicans love to photoshop. I know because I just visited a site where a pic was posted of a peace protesor with a sign that read “I *heart* NY even better without the trade center.” Um, hmm. Yeah, PEACE protestors love terrorists. Sad thing is some morons will see that stupid crap and buy into …
Some day in the future I will be able to plan a birthday party for myself. I’ll buy all the streamers, I’ll send out invitations, and I’ll even bake my own cake. But, the real beauty of it will be that when it’s time for the party it will still come as a huge surprise …
If you haven’t seen Dawn of the Dead yet, I have five words for you: GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. In other zombie related news, Resident Evil: Outbreak will be available on March 30th. My shotgun finger is already itching.