A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
We’re getting some winter weather here. I’m loathe to admit it, but I panicked a bit. At about 11 this morning, I left work to pick up my daughter from daycare. The roads were really bad at the time, and I thought the longer I waited to pick her up, the worse the situation would …
I volunteered to make a bean salad for the company Christmas party. I’m having second thoughts about my choice. It actually took me half an hour to make, but it looks too easy. My fear is that people will be directing sarcastic thoughts at me all day. “The file clerk girl opened some cans. Whoa. …
I’m so gosh darn tired that I’m using the phrase “gosh darn tired” which sounds gosh darn stupid but I don’t gosh darn care. Darn. And. Gosh. Mix and match them. It’s fun. Anyway, I’m way too tired to even think about posting anything thoughtful or useful, which, in truth, isn’t much different from usual, …
I’m a somewhat homely, mild-mannered file clerk. By day, anyway. By night, I’m a sexy voluptuous video vamp. The girl who pouts her lips and whips her hair around in rock videos? That’s me. It’s just a matter of taking off my glasses and putting on the wig…Yeah, you’re right to point that out. There’s …
Me – Swans will stay in one place as long as they have a mate, but if they lose their mate, they travel. Michael – Aw. I bet they are looking for their mate then. Like, “Where did she go?” That’s sad. Me – Yeah. Michael – And it’s romantic. Me – Yes, that is …
My apologies if you’ve tried to comment recently and your post didn’t seem to show up. For some reason, all comments have been going to moderation before they show on the blog. I have no intention of leaving it this way. I promise I’ll try to figure out what’s going on, and if necessary, I’ll …