A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
When my husband and I win the Powerball, it’s going to need to be a healthy sum of money. Put simply, one or two million dollars won’t meet our needs at this point. We are not greedy. Honest. Here’s why. We want to be able to support ourselves in our retirement, our families in their …
My daughter can almost always get her way if she is funny enough when she presents her case to me. She knows my weakness. It’s definitely my funny-bone. She was trying to convince me to make her macaroni and cheese for lunch. I would rather make her almost anything else, because she practically lives on …
I had never heard of blog stock until I came across this. I may have to play around on this site a bit. I know that my site is a favorite of perverts, cannibals and people with hairy legs seeking wax, but will that be enough to make me artificially rich in a simulated stock …
Yep, I’m out of ideas again. This will be the third time I’ve done this, so I’m making it a category. As before, the underlined words are the actual search words folks typed into their search bar only to end up here. I didn’t correct spelling in the searches etc. fart porn Do I even …
I am putting together a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to save the world from Sean Connery’s latest disaster of a movie. It was extraordinarily bad in an extraordinary way. I mean, a film usually has to center around a talking dragon to be this bad. Sean Connery is so smug in this movie. I am …
We had no electricity yesterday. So, I spent the afternoon teaching my nine year old daughter, Charlotte, to play gin rummy. I told her the first game we played wouldn’t really count. Then I looked at her cards and my cards. Her cards were better, so I kept them and gave her mine. I figured …