A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
I had never heard of blog stock until I came across this. I may have to play around on this site a bit. I know that my site is a favorite of perverts, cannibals and people with hairy legs seeking wax, but will that be enough to make me artificially rich in a simulated stock …
Yep, I’m out of ideas again. This will be the third time I’ve done this, so I’m making it a category. As before, the underlined words are the actual search words folks typed into their search bar only to end up here. I didn’t correct spelling in the searches etc. fart porn Do I even …
I am putting together a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to save the world from Sean Connery’s latest disaster of a movie. It was extraordinarily bad in an extraordinary way. I mean, a film usually has to center around a talking dragon to be this bad. Sean Connery is so smug in this movie. I am …
We had no electricity yesterday. So, I spent the afternoon teaching my nine year old daughter, Charlotte, to play gin rummy. I told her the first game we played wouldn’t really count. Then I looked at her cards and my cards. Her cards were better, so I kept them and gave her mine. I figured …
I am going to confess a deep dark secret today. I have to get it off my chest. This is not for the faint of heart. You have been warned. Here goes: I really really really want to run over people who collect money for their various charities at busy intersections. I should clarify that. …
Michael and I saw T3 Rise of the Machines. Although the movie didn’t suck, I was disappointed there weren’t more scenes showing the army of terminators. Given the title, I expected a few mechanical army scenes. There was only one. I was also disappointed with Arnold’s butt. His age is starting to show. He still …