A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
That’s right it’s that time again. (Actually, it was last week, but I was late to find out.) What could be more fun? In celebration of this event, UPS has lowered our prescription benefits, and now only eight of my migraine pills (Imitrex) will be covered in a 30 day period. Thanks. I used to …
“In space no one can here you scream.” – from an Aliens ad The more I look at my stats page, the more lonely I feel. Only my immediate family and the occasional Googlebot spider ever see my site intentionally. The web is not unlike a smut fortified cereal that is bursting with porny goodness, …
This post is a sequel to my 5/28 post. I feel the need to say thanks to all my readers who, while searching for porn and/or leg wax on the internet, have found my site and been frustrated. I have underlined actual words or phrases people typed in to their search bar. Please note that …
I used to be the smartest person in my household. Well, maybe I never was. But, I did get just a little respect around here. Ok, maybe I didn’t get respect per se, but at least my husband and daughter tried to keep their condescension to a minimum. Now they are out of control. We …
Rip Taylor’s long lost twin came to our house this morning. I swear the man looked exactly like Rip Taylor – weird hair and all. Hair like that is fine when you are a comedian, but is questionable at best when you are a repairman. What a freaky guy! I’m almost at a loss for …
Remember the old joke,”That girl is like 7up. She never had it. Never will”? I do. I also remember the 7up ad the joke was based on. Of all the giant corporations I trust*, without question, because I know they always have the publics best interests at heart, I guess I love the 7up the …