A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Yep, I got it. I don’t think you can get it from just reading my site, though. I might just go ahead and write a nice eulogy for myself so that no one else will have to go to the trouble of doing it. I’ll start by saying, “Dearly beloved, I told you I was …
Men aren’t usually keen on the subtle nuances of female communication. For example Alice might say to her casual acquaintance Susan, “You picked a lovely day for this get together. The food was delicious, and your children are charming.” This could very well just mean what was said. Or, depending on intonation and emphasis on …
Talk Like A Pirate Day is nigh. Abandon all hope ye who enter me website today for I am Iron Bess Rackham, the pirate. I hold no stock in calendars and the like. I’ll not be waitin’ around fer some lilly livered land lubbers to give me permission to talk like the sea farin wench …
We saw The Hulk this afternoon. I’ll try not to tell too much of the plot. I like to judge movies for myself as I assume most people do, so there will be no spoilers here. I just have to comment on what a heartless idiot Bruce Banner’s love interest, Betty Ross, seems to be. …
Well, maybe I can’t prove I have monkey pox or even the West Nile virus. I could have both. I feel a case of SARS coming on too. You’ll all be sorry after I’m gone, by the way. Cough. Cough. O.k., maybe it’s not monkey pox. But, I do have a rash, and although it …
I took a walk down memory lane today and got lost. Every time I start digging in my old memorabilia, I find it hard to tear myself away. I save everything. Unfortunately, I rarely label anything. So, I have a lot of junk that must have once held some significance for me, and now I …