A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
No doubt hundreds of internet porn sites have portrayed bored housewives in a sexy manner. The implication is that in our spare time we love to “service” servicemen. Housewife, in a sultry voice – “Thanks for fixing that troublesome sink, Mr. Stiff.” Plumber, bashfully – “No problem, Ma’am. Always a pleasure…Uh, what are yuh doin’ …
My greatest challenge when I get my hair cut is getting the hair dresser to fully grasp just how much I don’t ever want to have to do anything to my hair ever again. No matter how many times I see a hair dresser he/she is always surprised at how much hair I want cut …
About halfway through The Lizzie McGuire Movie, I screamed out, “Stop! I’ll tell you what you want to know! Just please don’t hurt me any more!” I have a nine year old daughter – I have had to sit through a lot of really bad movies. The Lizzie McGuire thing was exceptionally bad. Someone must …
I love you, Mom. Can I borrow some money to buy you a gift? I lost all of our money at Caesars Indiana. It is the thought that counts after all, and I thought i’d win. Blame the casino, if blame must be placed. I don’t like finger pointing myself. You taught me that, Mom. …
I don’t have much of a following. That’s sad, because I already bought the Kool-Aid and arsenic. Is arsenic still in fashion? Maybe quinine is the poison of choice now. Or, maybe, I should just pass out cigarettes and let ’em die slow. In any case, my reader is very encouraging. He’s my husband, and …
Since it’s still Friday for an hour, here are my answers to the Friday Five questions. 1. Would you consider yourself to be an organized person? Why or why not? I am not organized. I long to be organized and strive for it in my daily life, but it is always just beyond my reach. …