Dust

While giving the house a good cleaning today, I noticed my weight bench had acquired a thick layer of dust. This made me feel a little bad that I haven’t exercised in such a long time. I decided I should never let this happen again. It’s just too depressing for me to allow the weight …

Looks Like We Got Us the Josey Wales

Yep. Gonna drink me some rum with a little Diet Rite in it, and watch The Outlaw Josey Wales for what’s gotta be the hundredth time. I know it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I am drinking some rum in honor of that. I’d even mix up a batch of Jule’s Pirate Punch, but …

No Thanks Are Needed – I’m Here to Help

Anyone who reads my blog knows by now that I am the consummate authority on manners in the United States. Oh, there are others who might claim this title. But, I can kick their asses, because they are punks. I just watched the the re-airing of Late Night with Conan O’ Brien. Christina Ricci was …

The Clown Car Experience

My daughter slept in bed with me and the hubby last night. There was a legitimate reason for this. She is fine. But, she was in a car accident yesterday, so we wanted to wake her periodically and make her prove to us she was ok. Tonight we will still be waking her up to …

Vegas

This isn’t about the old series with Robert Urich. It’s about the city of sin. In case anyone has any doubts, I’m here to tell you – sin is fun. Thing One and Thing Two had the right idea when they sung, “There is always some fish who doesn’t like fun.” I urge you to …

Breaking Ties

My head just exploded. I am so sick of dealing with these idiots that I am having a Tasmanian Devil moment here. Taking deep cleansing breaths isn’t helping. I’ll hyperventilate long before I calm down. I can’t even bring myself to tell you the story, my friends. The road is so long and fraught with …