Ahoy, Matey.

Talk Like A Pirate Day is nigh. Abandon all hope ye who enter me website today for I am Iron Bess Rackham, the pirate. I hold no stock in calendars and the like. I’ll not be waitin’ around fer some lilly livered land lubbers to give me permission to talk like the sea farin wench …

Bruce Banner Should Get A Dog

We saw The Hulk this afternoon. I’ll try not to tell too much of the plot. I like to judge movies for myself as I assume most people do, so there will be no spoilers here. I just have to comment on what a heartless idiot Bruce Banner’s love interest, Betty Ross, seems to be. …

I Have Monkey Pox

Well, maybe I can’t prove I have monkey pox or even the West Nile virus. I could have both. I feel a case of SARS coming on too. You’ll all be sorry after I’m gone, by the way. Cough. Cough. O.k., maybe it’s not monkey pox. But, I do have a rash, and although it …

I’m Such a Lousy Mother

I took a walk down memory lane today and got lost. Every time I start digging in my old memorabilia, I find it hard to tear myself away. I save everything. Unfortunately, I rarely label anything. So, I have a lot of junk that must have once held some significance for me, and now I …