Director John Waters – Dip A Toe Before You Dive In

Defined by dictionary.com: camp 1. An affectation or appreciation of manners and tastes commonly thought to be artificial, vulgar, or banal. 2. Banality, vulgarity, or artificiality when deliberately affected or when appreciated for its humor. John Waters is the King of Camp. Campy comedy is rarely even seen anymore outside of his films, and John …

Bored But Busy

I decided that my web address should match the title of my page. I was amazed at how many weird domain names there are. For example, www.treehugginghippy.com was already taken. I also considered my screen name “heatmiser” for a domain name. That is taken too. (Heatmiser is my screen name, because when I am in …

Pull Yourself Together, Clint

I think Clint Eastwood made the best western movie of all time. Unfortunately, a lot of folks mistakenly think that the movie is Unforgiven. Uh, those people are wrong. The Outlaw Josey Wales is the best western ever made. I guess Unforgiven is a good film noir, but it is a lousy western. The Outlaw …

Movie Nostalgia (Giggle.)

My criteria for judging a movie’s merit is based on actually being entertained by it. I do not like movies that are so artsy I am constantly having to wonder, “What is the point? Where is the point?… Did I already miss the point when I was in the restroom earlier and now I’ll never …

If I Ever Turn Up Mysteriously Dead…

No doubt hundreds of internet porn sites have portrayed bored housewives in a sexy manner. The implication is that in our spare time we love to “service” servicemen. Housewife, in a sultry voice – “Thanks for fixing that troublesome sink, Mr. Stiff.” Plumber, bashfully – “No problem, Ma’am. Always a pleasure…Uh, what are yuh doin’ …

Fear of Commitment

My greatest challenge when I get my hair cut is getting the hair dresser to fully grasp just how much I don’t ever want to have to do anything to my hair ever again. No matter how many times I see a hair dresser he/she is always surprised at how much hair I want cut …