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How Green Was My Valley…Bloody Carnage
I’m wearing braces on my teeth at age 38, because I’m a frickin’ masochist. Come on, baby, make it hurt so good. It just occurred to me that the orthodontist neglected to tell me the safe word. There’s got to be a safe word! How’s he gonna know when I really want him to stop? …
Note to Self: Be Less Obscure
trees. ollie and hardy. Do those words mean anything to you? Well, they don’t mean a thing to me, but I suppose they should. All that came to mind when I saw them was, “What the fuck is this?” Not exactly a Hallmark moment. Does anyone think I should attempt time travel to find out …
Secret Agent Man
Me – My husband is so paranoid. You – How paranoid is he? Well, we just got back from a California/Nevada trip, which you probably don’t know anything about, because I wasn’t allowed to release any information about our leaving until we were safely back home. Why? Michael – Nassty mean internetssses wants to steal …
Feeling A Bit Run Down
People keep almost running me off the road. On two separate occasions within the past week, some moron has tried occupy the exact spot I’m driving in on the expressway. I swear, I’m not driving in their blind spot or doing anything stupid. All I can figure is that these people think it’s a-okay to …
Take Your Pick: Sittin On My Tuffet or Throwing My Curds Away
Poptarts for breakfast means I am a lazy slug. I haven’t shopped for groceries for about two weeks. I did buy bread and milk at Walgreens a few days ago, but that was only because I was there anyway to pick up my prescription. There is precious little food in the house. Starvation is beckoning …